Sunday, April 10, 2005

you are all a bunch of slackers

As you can see from the report below, you all do the overwhelming majority of your blog visiting during the weekdays. I didn't include the times but, yes, it is right smack in the middle of the workday.

For all you Americans out there, this lack of work ethic is precisely the reason why the Russians make a fuzzier hat than we do. And all you Brits, this is why Camilla will be your Queen one day. And you Canadians, well, this is why your men are so flatulent.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

behold the last great hope of the declining american empire. sparklestone has shown us what can be accomplished with a little initiative and elbow grease. yes, folks, you too could achieve great accomplishments like a graph showing day by day blog visiting habits, if only you weren't so busy checking out blogs.

j

don't forget sparkleboy, no one in the world makes a bigger car than we do here in the USA

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us don't have computers at home! Sparky is always interupting my busy day of ebaying and friendstering at work to get me to look at his blog! My mom's next door neighbor has a dog named 'Sparky'. Sparky is a barker & all day long the neighbors yell 'Shut up Sparky!' out the back door. (This is Memphis...no need to train your dog here.) I wonder what made me think of that story....hmmmmmm.

9:52 AM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

Don't have computers at home?!?!? Where the hell are you fr....oh yeah, Memphis.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to get rid of my home computer b/c I was buying too many treasures on ebay....

10:12 AM  
Blogger Louise said...

I cannot argue with this. I am at work as I type. Camilla will be queen, in return I get paid to mess about with a PC. A fair trade methinks.

10:15 AM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

At first I wanted to blame it on my free home dialup connection, but then I realized that I actually have a life (i.e. more important things to do) on the weekends.

Hard work may pay off someday, but laziness pays off right now.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Miss Kate said...

I think Sylow hit the nail on the head when he commented above, SparkleSpouse. He said he's got a life... I'll bet that means that he's not at his computer all the bleeding time. I think that's an interesting and even healthy way to approach your blog addiction!

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we aren't slackers. maybe we are religious observers of either the saturday or sunday sabbath....

12:45 PM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

A lot of you people seem to have so much time on your hands that you are turning on the messenger.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would that be msn messenger? Boom, boom!

4:55 PM  

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