o canada !
I haven't been to Canada in quite a few years and I have only been to the eastern part of the country. This blog, however, has recently been inundated by our neighbors to the north and I have learned a few new fun tidbits:
1) Canadians have a special mixed drink made from rye whiskey and orange drink which they call The Chicken Bone.
2) Canadians keep squirrels as pets.
3) Canadian squirrels like yogurt.
4) Canadians have X-box (I didn't think they had progressed past Coleco-vision).
5) Canadians celebrate Easter. (I thought they were pagans).
Just goes to show you. Can't wait to see what else I may learn.
1) Canadians have a special mixed drink made from rye whiskey and orange drink which they call The Chicken Bone.
2) Canadians keep squirrels as pets.
3) Canadian squirrels like yogurt.
4) Canadians have X-box (I didn't think they had progressed past Coleco-vision).
5) Canadians celebrate Easter. (I thought they were pagans).
Just goes to show you. Can't wait to see what else I may learn.
posted by sparklestone at 1:12 PM
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Any Canadians interested in Sparklestone's address for some sniper work can email me privately.
I should add that this is not the first time Sparkleston has attacked our Northern Brethren. He also left some disparaging remarks on one of my posts.
Sparklestone vs Canadians
It is a dirty lie that I have anything against Canadians. It's just that I am intrigued by their ways: like the cute way they spell checks cheques, center centre and call tennis whirlybobs.
more fun Canadian tidbits:
6) We drink beer, not funny smelling yellow water.
7) We hardly ever marry our own relatives.
8) Our first Prime Minister was such a piss-tank that he used to fall off podiums while giving speeches. If Clinton was a Canadian Prime Minster, the only uproar would have been why he'd chosen Monica, instead of a hot chick.
9) The BC Ferry fleet is larger than the Canadian Navy.
10) We whooped the US's butts in the War of 1812 (y'all invaded us, we sent y'all home feeling sorry for yourselves)
What about their being:
"entirely shiftless and basically worthless." (ibid)
You gonna deny that, or just go and delete the comment?
Admit it, you're a Canuck-hater. You were telling me just the other day that they shouldn't let Canadians marry. Something about polluting the global gene pool.
OK! I admit it already!!! But the War of 1812 was rigged and everyone knows it!
(also, Americans wonder that about Bill and Monica too...at least I do.)
In my defense I offer up the fact that for some reason, I really wanted to move to Canada back in early November and the thought still pops into my head every time I see FoxNews.
Some dirty Canuck stole my laptop & my passport one time when I was up there. I also got a tongue lashing from the Canadian customs fellow about the NAFTA agreement... Also they towed my car & I missed my flight home for Thanksgiving...what else...what else...
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