Thursday, August 11, 2005

new revelations

This morning I found out that my wife used to ride around in a dooly.

This changes everything.

21 Comments:

Blogger Miss Kate said...

What exactly does it change, Lover?

10:14 AM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

Well...now I need a dooly!

10:38 AM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Was she sick?

11:03 AM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

This was long before I met her, but I don't think being sick was prerequisite for dooly riding.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Miss Kate said...

I wasn't sick! I was having fun!

Baby, you don't need no stinkin' dooly.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

dooly (also dhooly): a covered chair or palanquin, often used to carry a sick person.

12:39 PM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

I am spelling how it would be pronounced by a 15 year old Miss Kate (ie., yahoo).

The correct spelling would be duelie.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Well no shit sherlock. She's from Texas. Do they allow trucks that ain't duelies down there?

I thought you had something new to discuss.

12:48 PM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

I should know better than discussing this with a friggin' Spudhead. Next thing you know, the crackhead will know what a duelie is. I can't help it if you don't have to invent silly words for things when you live in a place where there is stuff to do.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Deulie's are a forgivable offence, unless they contain:
a) a gun rack, with or without guns
b) a large, very angry dog, tied up in the back
c) a guy named 'Cooter'
d) a container which has been permantenly affixed to the interior to catch 'juice' from the 'dip'

12:52 PM  
Blogger Miss Kate said...

The dooly I rode in involved none of those things. It did involve a very big cowboy hat though.

12:55 PM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

It seems I am the only one on the planet who doesn't know what a dooly is.

So, I guess I am just gonna have to go buy one and then Miss Kate is just gonna have to sidle up right next to me while we tool around town.

1:06 PM  
Blogger paintergirl said...

This florida girl does not know what a dooly is. From all of the descriptions given, it's a chair to carry a sick person and it may or may not come equipped with guns and a handy dipping cup.

1:42 PM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

I'm with PG - this is one interesting mode of transportation.

Splain it to this northerner please!

2:25 PM  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

A duelie is a truck with two sets of rear wheels. It's used for hauling large trailers, like for horses or the shit you're stealing from your ex-wives.

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2:48 PM  
Blogger sparklestone said...

This is not exactly what Miss Kate described to me this morning. Maybe Idaho duelies are different from Texas doolies

3:03 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

I'm with Sylow on the duelie description. What are duelies in Texas?

3:09 PM  
Blogger Miss Kate said...

I understood that a dooly is a truck w/ duel exhaust. But now that you mention it, that truck prolly had 4 tires in back... It was a big'o truck.

3:47 PM  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Dulie description duly noted.

2:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Uh Cap'n, I thought a cooter was the female private part.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

As far as I know, Cooter is the redneck hillbilly garage owner / towtruck driver from the Dukes of Hazzard (old school TV show, not sure if he's in the movie).

I can honestly say that I've never heard of anyone calling the female private part a cooter, and the mental association I have with the tv character will ensure I never use it.

Now that I think about it though - with that alternate definition of Cooter, it's interesting that they also had a character on the Dukes of Hazzard called 'Enis'.

3:53 PM  

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