we like the idea of fresh nutmeg, but we are lazy

We have redone our entire kitchen. Last night we made mushroom quesadillas, and I couldn't find the pizza cutter to slice them. I was told to look in the other utensil drawer. It seems we have two utensil drawers and they are grouped according to necessity. The drawer which is more central to the room contains the utensils more often needed and the drawer closer to the wall has the less needed ones. The pizza cutter had been designated as 'less needed.' Which is true. We rarely ever use it. We are having spinach quesedillas this evening and we will need the cutter again. So this morning when I was emptying the dishwasher, I decided to reassign the cutter to a higher status. I then wondered if the less used utensils would wonder what happened to the cutter. Actually, the thought manifested itself through my saying out loud, "Hey! Where's Stan?"
So then I found a utensil in the more needed drawer that wasn't really all that needed and put it in the other drawer so it could explain to the others where the cutter was. While I downgraded the nutmeg grater's status I said, "Ho ho! Even the mighty must fall."

Honestly, before this morning, I had no idea that kitchen utensils led such interesting lives.