two mcdonald's recipes
as they were done back in my day.
Hamburgers:
(usually made in groups of 6 or 12)
Place frozen patties on grill and bun crowns in toaster. Sear patties when timer goes off. Flip patties at timer. Put a bit of rehydrated onions on the top of each patty. Remove crowns from toaster when buzzer sounds and put bun heels into warmer. Dress crowns. FIND OUT IF THERE ARE ANY 'GRILLS' (special orders) and dress these appropriately. Otherwise each crown gets one press of ketchup and two pickles. Find out what proportion of cheeseburgers they need up front and add one slice of cheese to the correct amount of crowns. Remove burgers from grill directly on to crowns and remove and place heels. Send tray to front.
Gravity Hits:
(usually made in groups of 2 or 3)
Take one plastic jug and slice off very bottom. Fill one of the dishwashing sinks with water. Cover mouth of jug with a bit of foil and secure with rubber band. Poke tiny holes in foil. Immerse jug in water to just below the mouth. Place nice amount of marijuana on top of foil. While holding flame to marijuana pull jug up but be sure NOT TO PULL ALL THE WAY OUT OF WATER! Holding jug with just the bottom still in the water, remove foil and place your mouth over mouth of jug. Press jug firmly into water.
©McDonald's Corporation, 1986
Hamburgers:
(usually made in groups of 6 or 12)
Place frozen patties on grill and bun crowns in toaster. Sear patties when timer goes off. Flip patties at timer. Put a bit of rehydrated onions on the top of each patty. Remove crowns from toaster when buzzer sounds and put bun heels into warmer. Dress crowns. FIND OUT IF THERE ARE ANY 'GRILLS' (special orders) and dress these appropriately. Otherwise each crown gets one press of ketchup and two pickles. Find out what proportion of cheeseburgers they need up front and add one slice of cheese to the correct amount of crowns. Remove burgers from grill directly on to crowns and remove and place heels. Send tray to front.
Gravity Hits:
(usually made in groups of 2 or 3)
Take one plastic jug and slice off very bottom. Fill one of the dishwashing sinks with water. Cover mouth of jug with a bit of foil and secure with rubber band. Poke tiny holes in foil. Immerse jug in water to just below the mouth. Place nice amount of marijuana on top of foil. While holding flame to marijuana pull jug up but be sure NOT TO PULL ALL THE WAY OUT OF WATER! Holding jug with just the bottom still in the water, remove foil and place your mouth over mouth of jug. Press jug firmly into water.
©McDonald's Corporation, 1986
posted by sparklestone at 3:04 PM
3 Comments:
I'm surprised. I thought there would be more detail about how to get the rubber band and the foil off of the jug without burning yourself.
All great recipes involve some improvisation. For extra fun results, DON'T remove the rubberband, foil or burning embers.
can you say "supersize me 2"?
j
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