some things are timeless...hot women fighting, for instance
We watched an episode of the 70's television Wonder Woman yesterday.
Not long ago I had a Twinkie after not having had one for ten years. I loved Twinkies so much as a kid. Now I find I am unable to even swallow one bite. I drink basically nothing but mineral water now. I remember having a sip of mineral water as a kid and thinking it was some sort of cruel poisonous hoax.
Which is why I am happy to report that Wonder Woman is still enjoyable. Sure, the acting is cheesy. Sure, the long shot of the invisible airplane with a doll sitting in it is laughable. The doll's legs aren't even bent.
But the show had everything: espionage, a tropical island full of scantily-clad immortal woman, talking computers, sword-fighting robots, car chases and girl-on-girl fighting complete with clothing loss.
And Miss Kate will do her Wonder Woman impersonation whenever I ask.
(p.s. I hope the inclusion of the phrase "girl-on-girl" in this post will generate more search string hits for my blog. Up to this point, more people get here with the search "itchy beard" than any other.)
Not long ago I had a Twinkie after not having had one for ten years. I loved Twinkies so much as a kid. Now I find I am unable to even swallow one bite. I drink basically nothing but mineral water now. I remember having a sip of mineral water as a kid and thinking it was some sort of cruel poisonous hoax.
Which is why I am happy to report that Wonder Woman is still enjoyable. Sure, the acting is cheesy. Sure, the long shot of the invisible airplane with a doll sitting in it is laughable. The doll's legs aren't even bent.
But the show had everything: espionage, a tropical island full of scantily-clad immortal woman, talking computers, sword-fighting robots, car chases and girl-on-girl fighting complete with clothing loss.
And Miss Kate will do her Wonder Woman impersonation whenever I ask.
(p.s. I hope the inclusion of the phrase "girl-on-girl" in this post will generate more search string hits for my blog. Up to this point, more people get here with the search "itchy beard" than any other.)
posted by sparklestone at 8:03 AM
19 Comments:
I am proud to say I can still eat twinkies...We used to take them to school on our birthday & call them 'TWIN-kies'. Little Debbie makes an alternative you may want to try (http://www.littledebbie.com/products/AngelCakes.asp)
Spongy cake + filling=YUM
Normally I would be completely pissed at you for writing about hot women who are not me. But you're writing about Wonder Woman and I just can't argue with you about her.
You know I've got a huge framed poster of her hanging in my office. I gotta say, she's even better in action.
*Wonder Woman!*
I think I have that same poster at home. They let you hang posters of topless women in your office? That's so cool.
Miss Kate, I am glad you are not pissed, because you are my Wonder Woman. Rrrrrowwwwwll!
Crackhead, I would be very disappointed to find out that you still didn't like TWINkies.
Sylow, that was a make me swallow my gum stunner comment.
Search hits for "itchy beard" are nothing compared to being known as the queen of "white anuses" as I am. How could a refined, lovely woman like moi end up with such a search string reputation?
Everyone writes about anuses from time to time (right? sure, you have too, right?) and I swear I never ever wrote the word "white" followed by the word "anuses" -- but somehow that's my google search claim to fame.
Hey Sparklestone, now we'll be able to find you through "Itchy White Anuses".
Rock on!!
Why do all my postings deterioriate into things my wife won't read?
Babycakes, this is not my doing!
It must be the company you keep. Maybe you should cut back on the StatCounter addiction. Then you wouldn't know about me finding your site through 'itchy girl on girl beards'.
I would normally say, "I can't believe you're talking like this. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" But I'm really grossed out thinking that someone might add "mother" to any of your searches.
But if I were the mother of any of you creepy folks, I'd wash out your mouth with soap.
Good Lord.
Sparkle, you're off the hook this time. But sheesh, with friends like these, who needs a sleazeball?
And oh yeah, You say the word, And I'll put on my underoos for ya.
Life ain't so bad for you Sparks - I have to live with the search term "men peeing at the urinal in the mensroom"
BTW, that underoos invitation was for SteveSparkleTrevor only.
Miss Kate, are you implying that I'm a sleazeball? It was your sleazeball husband who started the whole 'sleazy search' game on Captain Underpants.
I believe he came up with "warm tepid dwarf yeast", and "squirrel lick sweet dogshit".
I may have been the don in slis, but I'm just a soldier now.
Oh and btw, I don't kiss my mother. She lives on planet stupid, remember?
I don't buy it Sylow. You're still the ringleader of all of the bad elements. I'll prove it someday too. You did after all come up with "third grade wiggle girl underpants".
You sicko.
Sylow, I can see that Miss Kate's implication that you are a sleazeball is troubling you.
Doc Robins comment aside (he always had it in for you ever since you called Mrs. Robins a "rum toddy"), I think you can convince her that you are a unsleazified, but it will take some more work by you.
And pointing out my sleaziness will not help.
I suggest that we end this conversation here and then try to pretend it never happened. As usual with this crowd, I'm tellin' all o' ya that it's time to move on.
You too, Mr. Stone.
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